I read that the love an hourglass appears.
The heart is full and the brains are empty.
It's my favorite quote. According my friends say who I am ...
which I suffer, and why I will never find true love.
I'm Amy Mandell. I am 29 years Jewish, academic skill ...
and recently successful in what I do. I have written a bestseller ...
's field of self-help.
I teach women how can live without men.
As you see, I a small media sensation.
Yes, I am good for each other.
I am beautiful, but I have cellulite on my ass and now on my thighs.
I'm famous.
Though I best a one-day flight could turn out to be.
And I am rich. I have more my book than I would admit.
But the problem is that money really is not happy ...
but also your own emptiness for you zoom.
So I'm rich, but still unfortunate. And what now?
Janet, my publicity agent, wants me to her therapist ga.
But he can tell me nothing I already know.
Amy, you do not listen to me. Best.
Besides, I fix all problems of others.
So I decided now myself but once to help. I will confess.
I know, I'm Jewish.
So what? It's free and good anonymous. I like it.
We were each other, Richard Chamberlain Jr. And me.
The idea of a celibate man to seduce ...
was the center my wildest fantasies.
Well, I will stop. You are not looking good.
I look normal, but as oak man I'm infatuated, horny ...
and a desperate romantica who wants a relationship.
Sex comes from love
Come on, tell me. - No, you must first do your story.
You have had sex, I knew it did.
You are at the top of your career. Do not ruin everything by a man.
Janet, stop. I am invited to speak ...
the Women of the Millennium March in Washington next autumn.
Why am I not? I'm your publisher.
Why I hear this only now? How long do you know this already?
Have you had sex? - Hang out.
Excuse me. It surprised me. - It does not.
Look at me. If you use that cream crows feet against it?
That stuff itchy and my skin dries out. - You did not see at Leno.
You should really be using. Good-bye, huh?
My god, she is really crazy.
Have your car park?
You crack 'money. Why not? - I found a nice spot on the street.
We are well along.
Elizabeth and I wanted you to talk. - You should back off.
So I think someone order to walk to my car?
Because we do not want you just continue. - I am alone but not lonely.
In a relationship you are lonely.
Saturday there are women who no relationship and still happy.
I stumbled on your soapbox. - It is not fun.
We are friends, not readers.
I believe in what I write. Women can be complete without a man.
And who himself develops, the more real to offer.
To get to know you first need a lot of relationships.
And then you notice saying who is the true. - Right, dear.
You people can not go try. It gives too many scars on the soul.
I do recognize the real. But I 'm still not met.
And then sex? People have sex. - Sex is the logical consequence of love.
Without love is just ...
Just ... - Someone here has a turn is required.
Sometimes I would want a foreign game would come ...
who would fuck me all drowsy. If he but clean, handsome and would be Jewish.
That is long ago.
I had it too busy Taik shows. - And?
And soon I will be unmasked. - Why do you think?
All women who listen to me ...
but I myself have never had a successful relationship had. Not even good sex.
Well, yes. But not great sex.
You know what I mean?
I do not even know what a relationship means ...
and I write it like I that knows. So listen to them.
I'm just lonely and very very horny.
There are more.
You're perfect for me. - And unreachable.
Have you read The Birds? - Read? I got it on laser disc.
The Starr Matthew Show Show the women of LA their feelings ...
and other things. Your boobs are fake, right?
My boobs have, but my ass is real.
How did you find me that guy progress?
It is a jerk, my boobs are real and I let them not see him.
What should I do? - That is what everyone is wondering.
But listen every day 250,000 men to his show.
Those brands that no whiner are but a sexy woman.
Remember Matthew Starr now. Sign it up.
And all with one command. - Why am I invited?
I am a writer, not a freedom fighter. I'm nervous, I have no sense.
They reach all women who themselves need help.
These are all women in America, except me.
Women who look to themselves, and express their truths.
That is what this march to.
Women were their sexuality use ...
men at play or destroy it.
Otherwise we have to play the whore or we get married over our state ...
because we are stupid for something else.
Women embrace togetherness, emotional maturity and communication ...
Since running these meetings. - But we hate each other.
How was it? - Great. They were very nice.
They do as if they are feminists. But it does not butt for.
Tomorrow morning you Matthew Starr and Monday that UCLA College.
Anastasia you doing this afternoon eyebrows. Everyone thinks it necessary.
Who then? - Everyone.
It says in oak case anyone you are too fat.
Chapter 2 never start with a womanizer
Today we are going to level converse ...
with Amy Mandell, the writer of Love does not stand.
And I must tell you: That is never me.
I'm Michelle, the producer. You are Amy, right? I recognize you from the cover.
Matthew just call one of his many friends. Look who it says.
You look in real life much leaner from, say.
Just grab a cup of coffee. He is so well with you.
Amy is here.
Mandell. This writer.
It takes just a cup of coffee.
I talk to Amy Mandell, the author 's book Love does not stand.
Why is that so for a nice girl like you?
Read my book, but. - I've read.
And? - I expected a latent lesbian.
But your headlights illuminate the inner darkness of each man.
Yes, LA. Amy Mandell is a nice woman.
I wonder now whether you crap in your book is truly believe.
That women are happier without sex.
Or is that a white lie to sell more books?
I say that women are happier without sex fucks like you ...
us to two boobs and a butt reduce as soon as we interact ...
What did you just say? On your "inner darkness".
You have needs, but that is okay.
Because you know that I am right. - Because you are very sexy.
You are a great orgasm that is waiting to burst release.
Any dick have you fucked.
You decided to swear off men and also benefit.
Maybe. - But you find me funny.
And you think if you stick to me tonight is masturbate.
This can be done. Well sorry I never will be with you.
Why not? - Slut, slut, del, whore.
You winds me up.
I told you if you are a woman. But you're a man.
A womanizer. And I am not out.
With anyone. Repressed feelings, self-hatred and fear ...
merged into a chastity belt of babyvet.
Excuse me if I'm too far gone ...
but such a program is' t happen. I didn 't.
Just that you're sexy. I found you great. I do not often guests ...
so sexy and so me on my number to continue.
Glad you liked.
I found it really fun, and you too. I would like to see you.
Why? - Because I find you attractive and fun.
I find you attractive, but not fun.
That I do not understand. - If you read my book, maybe.
Quote anything from your book. When I recommend from weIk chapter 't come ...
give me your phone number.
The eigenvalue of a man grows as a woman 'yes' says ...
and a woman if they say 'no'.
Chapter twelve.
I'm so tense. - I believe you.
Since how long have you been not touched?
Start now not.
It is not normal. How long have you have not had sex? 25 years?
Bored me sometimes? - Come on.
I'm not going to bed with someone for ... I know.
I'm not going to bed with someone to myself to give the impression ...
This is unbelievable. - This I mean come on.
We love each other, Of course. Finally you realize it.
This is really embarrassing. I'm not a lesbian.
Why not?
Your book shows a lot of insight in the female psyche.
How come you're already so much knowledge? - I write about what I experienced.
You're still a child. How dare you be so arrogant?
You give love no chance. - My daughters even take you seriously.
I knew that after three marriages. - You give love no chance.
Is that attack my fault?
It is that I am your father, otherwise, I can also shoot.
Alan, that's crazy.
Sandy Baer has your book three times read. She is a smart girl.
She knows no better book about modern relationships.
And then all that money yet. - Could you share it with someone.
Mom, why do you always come something for me to notice?
We are your parents. We want you to be happy.
What do you success as you with no one to share?
You think I do not know? - Sure do.
You act like I 'm number of true have in his pocket, but he does not want to call.
I have his number and he is not in the phonebook.
What have we done wrong? - I have done nothing wrong.
Back to Shannon Steele, who promotes breast with water.
These silicones were so hard, So I took them with salt water.
And they are so beautiful. They are soft, you punctured no one's eyes out.
They are really great. Would you like them even see? They are really ... Hello?
Want to see my boobs or not?
Matthew, do you want my memmen see?
What are you thinking?
In chapter twelve.
I know nothing of. - Me neither.
Sex is the logical consequence of love. Without love it is ...
The eigenvalue of a man grows as a woman 'yes' says ...
and a woman if they say 'no'.
With Matthew Starr.
What are you doing tonight? - I go out.
Got a date? - No. I ga with a bunch of friends.
I have two tickets for the Brahms Chamber Group on Tuesday ...
and I have nobody after me enough able to take.
You really love classical music or is this from chapter four?
Ga Tuesday that, we see it.
Well. - Are you serious?
I hope that this is free, because ... - I know someone.
Really? - Bursting but loose.
He interviewed me recently on the radio. - Not Matthew Starr?
You know his reputation right?
He wants her to try. After him blowjob, he thanked her.
Come on, say. Why can not just say that it is great?
It is not.
Amy, what wonderful. How old is he? - 37.
How often is he married? - Never.
It runs at 40 and has never married. What would that mean?
That he can not bind. And he 's been done with everyone.
Yes, everyone. Amy Mandell, a feminist role model.
Matthew Starr, riotous loser ...
This attitude is wonderful. Look at me.
I need to stop. Because you have a nice woman.
And I see many women. Noon, morning, evening.
They always come to me. Look a little to the top.
You are beautiful. I was immediately sold. What are you doing this weekend?
Nothing. - Come on. As well, anything?
A beautiful woman by the weekend in its own spending?
Look at me.
They ruined my concentration. What are you doing? What does she?
I am not yours. - Hold still.
They should get the cover. If you like that, then at best, on page 44.
Would you like to cover? Dan ga you back.
What a bastard. And what a haircut, say. I hope that picture is in order.
Besides, there is tomorrow an important party.
I really can not.
What do you do? - I have a date.
You are kidding. Yet not that opportunistic Matthew Starr?
You know him at all. - All men are the same.
They are all driven by same beating, brain motor.
And I will never one in my mouth do.
Glad I 't know.
Can I come in? - Sure. Come on.
You do it on your 28th. - Next month I am 29.
But do you good. I'm 37 and do not own my house.
It makes a lot of independent, private home. - How are you?
In order to buy my own. That you hear to do.
That would not be put in your book. - I believe everything I write.
This is my office. - Where celebrates virtuosity supreme.
Of frustration and mediocrity.
And this is my bedroom. - Where celebrates virtuosity supreme.
More frustration and mediocrity.
Why put them last friend you a book on hate men?
That is nonsense. My book on women of himself.
Well, who was it?
It's been a long time ago.
I met him when I came here. He was a famous writer.
I admired him, but he took me and my work seriously.
He really treated me as a girl. Except in bed.
Since I was a woman.
Who is who scrapped? - I hate that word.
People are not due. We terminate relationships.
So he has abandoned you.
I found it very pleasant evening.
What exception did you? - Why?
Previous girlfriends were on the drink, or had bulimia or anorexia.
Jesus, what that says about you? - That I fall crazy women?
My deviation you will never discover what it is.
You're on your guard. That is all to some extent.
My life I can not share with anyone. - That everyone hard.
Well, then ... - Say it again.
I have four years of no sex had more.
And if I 'm now in the wrong would do, I would really afknappen ...
So is it not. This is my exception.
I never have sex. I suffer from sex-orexia.
Chapter 3 Never have sex
And what's your exception?
I already told you. I always fall in cut women.
That is it? - Yes.
More let you go?
I thought I was on my guard.
I found it very pleasant. Thank you. - Wait a minute. I walk with you.
That really does not.
Ga me, no kissing. - I was not plan.
I do not want it going to be painful. - I understand.
Thanks again. - Good night.
Thank you give me a chance have given.
Sweet dreams.
I really do not track.
Jerry Hegeman wants you interview tomorrow.
Are you serious? - I had to tell you.
But you know what I think. - Yes, I know.
He is so cocky and conservative. I do not want you to do.
Plan in. - Amy, come on ...
Janet, my decision is clear. - And what have you decided?
Do you want to come along to Friday? Then I take you out to dinner.
I wait still until you tell me about your deviation.
I still waiting a farewell kiss.
I still call you on how to drive.
I did not say that ...
And we will continue our revelations.
Last week it was hard hard against one of my guests.
She wanted me, but it was not a goodbye kiss.
She is the author Love means of ...
... not stand.
Look at those tits fucking see.
Nice. - Thanks for coming.
Tell me.
How compatible your intellectual look the love ...
with your basic view of sexuality?
In every woman lies both a virgin and a whore.
Therefore, women are more complex than men.
Men are just whores.
And the dichotomy of women makes them more thoughtful ...
but also more structured neuro, uncertain and sensitive.
It comes down to this, Jerry. We all want hot, dirty sex.
Not only men. Women too.
The context of that sex distinguishes us together. For example ...
I am a guy and followed we have had incredible sex.
But I do not know how his name. - Whore.
But a man feels never guilty about.
And I met there a very beautiful girl.
She went with me and we have had incredible sex.
And the best part is: I do not even know how hot.
Cool, man. You really know the ropes.
A man will find it even good with a woman he can not endure.
And why?
As a man proud of his conquests. So he raised.
For a woman is different. Sex is only good as the man ...
then in love with her.
I think you're a lesbian. All that effort you do ...
men and women better understand, there is probably a ...
that you feel uncomfortable about your own sexual feelings.
I'm not a lesbian.
Because if I lie to fantasize, I am thinking of a dick I want pipes.
That you do not say on TV. No wonder that someone you wanted to shoot.
This does not fit your image. - I just want to be honest. And funny.
And you ruined my good name. - Miss Mandell?
It's always and forever to you. It can not care what I ...
How dare you? You know what I do for you?
You know how many people the hate you have?
And then the critics: juvenile posturing. Or: She has a fat ass.
That tell me nothing because I you and your precious ego protection.
My ego? You're only talking about yourself.
Best, but search a publicity agent.
This is all by what happened last.
Don 't like me do not understand. - What then? Oh, last?
When I kissed you? I did for you.
I get every woman I want. - Can I watch?
You want me not at all. You wanted me only embarrass.
Not everything revolves around you.
You know I'm not a lesbian. Did you mind? No.
You feel just rejected.
It has been very good for life from the sidelines to understand. The best.
Dame, I have bio needed.
Are you with anything?
But the callers are. If they 't hear you and Amy Mandell.
You like them? - They are beautiful. You really have talent.
When you go into a time on my boat?
I have a friend.
If you find a man who for you, are you happy and I'm happy.
But if he does not once for you, you to me.
Wonderful, you say. - I will give you the rest also shown.
And this is my bedroom.
It is a lovely bed. Hard. - Frustration and mediocrity?
Virtuosity, I would say.
You have a drink. - I want a Martini.
Cheers.
I think you just me should be kissing.
Tell me about your parents.
What do you know? - Do you have a good band?
I talk to my father. - And your mother?
With her. And that does not mean that's why I hate women.
That said I do not.
But your mother does not change anymore. You should open up for you.
It sounds terrible ...
but your parents do not choose themselves. You sit with them boarded up.
With the choice of your friends and loved ones can still make something good.
Your loved ones are an extension your parents.
If you do not bijlegt with your mother, paying that in your love life.
This is a date, no therapy.
Is there a difference?
I should really go home.
Sex leaves the romance disappear
Then I'll go to your car.
I ga you really do not try to kiss. - I would like to do with it inside.
I'm glad you like to drink. - I love drinking and eating.
But not sex, right? - Only with the right person.
I'm just so afraid of marriage like you for sex.
I am not afraid of sex.
It is important. In men disappears After the wedding the desire ...
our sex disappears after the romance. It is friendship so appealing.
Look at me. I write my new book. Excuse me.
I like you very much.
I am really afraid to kiss you.
You okay?
I'm back.
Not thinking. Pretend you are in a blue movie is. Fuck him silly.
Ga him pipes. No sex, just pipes.
Is it selfish if he can only eat me?
I have so long no sex had more. Excuse me.
It does not.
What happened? - I had sex last night.
Let me guess. With this guy you could not even kiss?
Did you gevree�n safe? - It is not me.
So that was no problem. - If you have not really had sex.
Oral sex. Believe me, that is sex.
For a woman even the best sex. The clitoris is the female penis ...
So oral sex is for a woman community.
Would you like to talk a little softer?
In oak case, I have cried all day. I'm so scared.
What? - That he is tired of me now he has me.
He has written you yet. - Yes.
Men mohel for you if they chase you.
Once they have your address, 's on to the next.
You know who this is? For motherfuckers.
Can I just say? That goes for cocksuckers.
If he is a bastard, and know that we do not ...
but if he is a bastard, then you're better off without him.
How many times have I 'bastard' said?
Every guy knows that the next day to call.
Otherwise it is a jerk. - Or he waits until I call.
This is bullshit. He knows that he should call.
It is only seven hours, he still calls. - That I know.
I mean, I would call. In a nice way, of course.
I would say: Is two hours too early to to say that I 't like to repeat?
See, that's nice. - That you have never done with me.
Yes. - Nope.
Welles. - Nietes.
Really. Will this not do? It is now Amy.
She last night put a big step, right?
There are no messages.
I have had the light off. When he saw my ass, he had it already had.
Do normal. If my ass' m not running, so I 'm not.
He may fall dead with his sneaky games. I hate men.
Amy Mandell. Unbelievable you come on my party.
Here is Amy Mandell, the writer of Love does not stand.
You have been covered.
Cherry Goldstein from Durban. How is it?
I adore your book. Love does not stand ...
I have read your book three times. I was away from ...
Every guy knows that he should call. Otherwise it is a jerk.
He still calls. - That you know just.
I need to call. I'm back.
I think the whole time on you. Have you had my email?
I had and would see you.
The lone woman of the year '90 Has made career ...
and is still sexy and desirable. That is the trend.
You are the expert in this field, Amy. What do you think?
How do you think?
Since I was already a couple orgasms and I was the second stupid.
A one-hour orgasm
Amy Mandell? Michael Hendricks of the LA Times.
I get more from your book is not my head. I read my daughter out for.
Your review has really helped. - Sure. I'm just ...
I'm just an ordinary, frustrated reader.
Each pearl among the swine gets my support.
Thank you. Nice to meet you.
To look, huh.
Saturday Taik you not in that show? You have written that book.
Honey, she has that book which states that relationships time.
Did you write that book?
You can just as well be poison sell. Because that book is poison.
We are happy. But you feel down not that way.
Of course. Do me a favor. Alone because you have no luck with relationships ...
you the rest of us not to condemn.
Earlier today was Amy Mandell, author of the bestseller ...
My god, I am dead.
... at Frederick's of Hollywood. I ask these witnesses to what happened.
I told her that I had the plague to her book ...
and when she was just stupid.
You did not even read. That I had to do.
Not true. - Yes.
I have no time. I work to destroy me for your drug addiction.
We are in the news, idiot.
This is very good for sales. - You seem Janet did.
With the home of Amy.
Yes, you have a minute? It is for you.
Hello? - By Matthew. Can you Friday?
Fine. My brother wants your love learn.
Well, until then.
When can I see him?
To him by another man dare to judge.
That is pathetic. - I know.
Chapter 5 how well do you know him?
What you smell nice, say.
This is for you.
Come on. - You must be Amy. I'm Tina.
And this is Mike.
I go to see the pasta.
Matthew gave me your book.
Was it fun? - Not really. Butter?
I found it funny.
What did you not? - It's hypocritical.
Mike, love you a little. - It does not. Why, hypocritical?
You go with my brother. Then I such a book seriously.
Just ignore him. - I think your brother a great guy.
How well do you know him? - Much better than you, in much less time.
If you complete the four months, I rule a suite in Caesars Palace.
I have worked. - That is his greatest achievement.
Amy, I will tell you a secret.
This pocket on the radio, the 'alter ego' that neptieten and bitches keep ...
that is the real Matthew Starr. What do you say that?
Do not be a dick. - I have to congratulate Matt.
The other girls were often not even read, let alone write.
Excuse me.
He has really hurt me. - I know that my brother is a jerk.
I thought he had better could quickly learn ...
to but behind them.
It is a painful topic for you, huh?
Yes, I think so.
My whole family is weird. I am normal, if you can believe.
I can believe. I think your great.
I love you, Matthew.
I know.
He is also best to keep you. - I was just too fast to.
You said it when you want it. Doubt is not always so yourself.
I can not anymore.
You're smart, you're honest and you're beautiful.
Maybe he is just a dick who would not bind. What a surprise.
How often are you talking with him? Forget it.
And all this time he may not even say I love you?
So what's the problem? A lack of intimacy.
If you wegdenkt sex, would you something he want?
Apparently you have not read my book. - Yes or no?
I'm ready. - Let's see if they are going to score.
Why do you think?
Well, that's a very tight dress.
Do I look fat? - Certainly not.
But why try to keep your concentration other men to draw?
Maybe because you do not 'feeling indicates that I'm sexy.
Perhaps because there is still someone look at me.
If we did not come, my dress was not even on you.
Can we start again? Excuse me.
Come with me.
Of course you can dress me. You look beautiful. Come here.
Would you do me a favor?
Ga dressed as you please.
I love your program. I always listen.
No, really. Each morning I work at my ga.
It has been exciting for all center that folds to interview.
That was it. But after Amy they seem so boring.
That was such a great program. Your best, I think.
Honey, you almost never listen to. So how do you know?
I go get a fresh nose.
Sorry, it's the last time soon region.
Don, that was very bastard you.
I look as if everything is fine with her.
I think you're never better may occur than you are.
Do not worry about it but.
You know, Amy is away from you.
I know.
I mean, they really like you.
That feeling is mutual.
She gives me the feeling ...
She makes me feel.
If I go to Amy and Matthew look, I see what we have ever had. And that is gone.
There is no way. They are just love.
And that is what it is, because it is new.
How can something new as the old?
If it with your speech? - No.
This guy twice as old as her.
That he is not. Besides, how do I write about love, if I 't know?
That you have previously made.
My first book came from a short, intense relationship.
Such a night. - Nietes. A long weekend.
Why am I so honest with you? I get the hard back.
That is not true. We are your parents. We are honest with you.
Not if it is offensive ...
and leads to your children close to real life.
Alan ... - I have done nothing.
She is emotional, just like you.
This does not disturb you? I try to be as impulsive.
If I had known, I'm not just deducted.
Do you want a beer?
You often pull off? - How often?
I know a lot. Do you each day?
Yes, I do it often.
That gives me the feeling that you do not have enough to me.
Course. It has nothing with you. I love you.
Yes, but I do not because I have you.
I get those images but not my head.
Three Blondes with dildos on a beach in Hawaii.
That keeps me but me. If I masturbate, I think only to him.
He will leave me and cheating. He does not have enough to me.
I am not a tight student.
None redhead with huge tits. No blonde with long legs.
He is tired of me, is no rigid more and look out for me.
I had him but never met.
So within a relationship that he sexually satisfied, a man ...
abstain from masturbation?
That is not everybody agree with you. We will gauge the reactions go?
I am 23 years married and masturbate regularly.
Without this outlet my marriage was dead bleeding.
You are dangerously busy. - How dangerous?
You approve masturbation, while the correct contributes to a healthy sex life.
Sexual fascist.
It is just my opinion.
If you enter a relationship you fantasy should intervene, there is something wrong.
Can you masturbate where your partner is?
What is there now? - Nothing.
There is something. - Nope.
You went too far yesterday. It was so personal.
My friends looked at it. - I write this.
It is our private life. I do not want to serve as guinea pigs to be used.
Excuse me. But now I ga once with my difficulties.
I write about, I talk about it and decompose them.
But I separate them on.
You all share. That is something else.
I do not at least flirt with porn stars. - It's all fake.
You take yourself seriously.
Hello, I'm Caroline. - Amy.
You look good, Matt.
You never talk about your past. You can tell how ...
you against the 40 runs and you still can not bind.
What do you know? - Does not matter.
Tell me about previous relationships and friends.
I go back in line. Nice to know you, Amy.
See you, Tam.
Tam?
Matt, but then reversed spelled.
Who was that? - Will we get to the movies?
No, I have no sense anymore. Who was that?
An ex as you already know. - Was it 's the difference?
I do not know anymore. - Why would you not talk?
And it is again seen on TV?
You've just had with her. It is important.
It is not. They meant nothing to me even then.
Why did you have something with her? - We could well find.
We had great sex. She is slim.
She is young and slim and you're fat. You have a fat, Jewish ass.
It's been so long ago. Only you're important.
And just so the rest past.
If the most attractive woman that you can imagine ...
behind you would sit what would you do?
That is not me. - Why?
This kind of questions uncertain women to their loved me so ...
the wrong things to say. - Why do you always?
Say now that you me and not to another taalt.
I say this as I want.
I'm not like you. I am not saying anything on command.
I love you, and I was not to another.
If you do not know without that I say, then ...
I will now proceed pipes. - As you may wake up for me.
I have abdominal pain. - I am very horny.
I'm really not so good. - Come on.
Just try to understand.
If we talk about my exen and me after the fire appeared to submit ...
is that my libido is not good.
This is exactly what I mean.
I try to talk with you, and you can simply turn off me.
After three months we are still nowhere.
He joins me off and makes me feel guilty.
So to hear it stimulates your brain less than 'female penis'.
I have no talent for love.
You have no taste regarding men.
Let's just stop. You are so negative lately.
I do my very best for this to succeed and if I come here ...
Forget it. It just works no more.
Give me the sack?
Well, how are you? - Fine.
How are you and him? - You mean Matthew? Well, you know.
Love is but nothing, huh? - I miss you.
You're just nervous about women march.
Should this? Can not just say: I miss you too?
Because you not everything 't say it. - No, have you. What am I doing here?
Well, I ...
I need to record.
Why you call me just now? Allison is not available.
Maybe I Amy Mandell you get.
Then I call you later. - I do it.
Yes, that is sure to succeed. I'll call you.
Well, you come tomorrow on the radio.
And I miss you too. If toothache.
Love. What is it? We feel the for children, for our parents ...
for puppies. But for men and women?
This is sex disguised as love ...
so we have a little meaning our empty existence.
It is what we feel pups. This woman is great.
San Diego, say it.
Miss Mandell, the nobody cares what you say.
You believe your own lies probably not agree.
That would be best. - Sure.
If you with gore Matthew Starr is ...
do you want a big dick and a good shag.
We need the building. There has been a bomb threat.
All out. Now.
Is there a first aid there?
Excuse me. - Why?
I'm sorry I'm such a bossy bitch.
Honey, we were so worried. - She wants you to stop interviews.
Are these crazy ideas from you worth your life at risk?
What will your father and I if you match?
I'm Matthew.
Can you not get that if they stop that stupid interviews?
How do you think she learn?
My parents are crazy. - They are funny.
But maybe they are right. Maybe you should stop.
What do you mean?
Half of what you say, believe you anymore.
Hello, you generate for me, huh?
The only thing that I generate is ...
I love a woman who says that love does not hold.
Chapter 6 make it directly with him
Honey, you should really go to sleep. - AI violence that has made me horny.
Amy, I am worried about you.
I will not let me silence by a crazy psycho with a small dick.
And if 't seen a woman? - Why you always go against me?
To alert you to.
Those crazy, he or she, the rest not ruin our night.
I'm tired, I want to really sleep. Good night.
What is there now? - Nothing.
Frankly, there is something.
Say it again.
You can find me more attractive. - Amy, that is really nonsense.
Why would you not so often sex in the beginning?
Do normal. We love very often.
I you think your mother, huh? - My god.
You start to be tired of me.
I feel like an animal under your microscope.
Accept now that we have a fine relationship.
Maybe I'm just tired.
It just does not work. - What are you doing?
It does not work. It's just not. I hear only continue.
Announce that I have to? I let me not you tear apart.
That orgasms get known with a bucket of ice and Adult Video.
Ga still in therapy. - Fuck you.
I ignored my own advice and that breaks me.
No idea how old this is, but enjoy it from.
Thank you. You look great. - If not?
Always. But you look like ... - Younger and slimmer.
Now do you want me? Too late, I already have someone.
Is she a lesbian? - Get the disease.
By Janet Gaines.
What time is it? I am leaving over 20 minutes. Amy Mandell is here.
Nope. Pure business.
Yes, me too. I know.
See you soon? Well, dear. I love you.
Is not it great?
How do you know if there is future? - That you never know in advance.
But who is smart, can the chaff from the grain separation.
I am not so smart. - Right. You are not smart.
And even very thick.
I'm really a loser. - And very tiring.
But how do I get back?
You should just rely on your feeling and you deposit it.
And do not laugh me out if I tell you about half year call ...
and say that she is pregnant and West Chester resident.
You had certain needs and he is not satisfied.
A partner should understand you and your sense of self-esteem increase.
It is also important for men. - But we made it more necessary.
Not agree. - Of course not.
Stop this. You love each other.
Pepper is not always me that my bullshit theories about relationships are true.
Give me again a good example.
Do you see her. Shall we give an example?
There are no new messages.
You have one new message.
Hi, Amy. With Amy. Very nice that I can start again from scratch.
Yes, you heard alone. What have you to some guy ...
that makes your life more complicated?
All those books about women those men understand ...
that women understand. Nobody understands anything.
I know nothing. Amy Mandell.
Men do not love to be.
They can fuck around and ejaculation to them the true face.
But we fight against cellulite and despair ...
and hope the guy that we just have no dick blowjob is.
An orgasm lasts but a moment, but a broken heart is forever.
My god, I am crazy. I must really therapy.
Someone to talk, my own book to read.
God, I give back to the synagogue to go if you give me a sign.
You recognize me. I will give you a hint.
You said that I am the perfect man for you were.
Father? - Yes.
No, I'm thrown out. - Why?
Someone from the diocese had one of our sessions bugged.
When you talk about the clitoris was. No, the three blondes with dildos.
That's been the final straw. - I am so sorry.
No, I never had anything better overcome.
After I was away, I had time Saturday I have read your book.
Can I confess something? These sermons is not half as fascinating as the woman ...
who came to me and its own answers sought.
You should do something. Do but like you in the confession box is.
Since you have a lot of people to achieve.
Chapter 7 why love does not hold
We are back at the Millennium March.
The next speaker is young women 's new data ...
to establish relationships and to approach it.
She says: We have no men needed to complete its ...
we ourselves need.
A warm applause for Amy Mandell.
It is an honor to be here.
Many of these women I admire all my life.
When I wrote my speech, I noticed ...
I repeated what is in my book.
So I thought: I can something news?
I realized that was very simple.
I want to tell everybody I am a liar.
I believe everything what my book is ...
but I had no experience with love. True love.
And sex? I have only for the first time had sex when I was 26.
When I had a brief relationship. I'm never ready come.
She herself is always in the road.
I was physically ready come but not mentally.
That you allow yourself to someone and really see who you are.
That elusive orgasm which we all seek.
A few months ago I know a man.
And I really believe I am in love with him.
The only thing wrong is, My stupid idea ...
that love does not hold.
And that your oak compromise I need your hand.
Instead the opposite: You your new I find.
So you dare to admit you can not live without love.
I need love.
Like I need water.
As I need to eat.
To stay healthy and not be a martyr ...
who thinks that starving yourself simply chic political idea.
Love loves stand.
And women need men to complete the feel.
This alone makes women so much smarter than men.
You are still great, Amy.
My name is Amy Mandell. I am 29, Jewish and single.
My name is Amy Mandell. I am 35, Jewish and single.
My name is Amy Mandell.
I am 40 years, Jewish and alone and lonely.
I found your speech very well. - Oh, have you heard m?
How are you? - Good.
I am very busy, but it is good.
I would like you to eat, if you not busy.
But to see you very busy.
I am lying in bed a lot to think how it was with you ...
and how much I miss that.
Since I 'm very busy with.
You're nothing changed.
No, but I am ready for it. I am really ready.
Me too.
Thank you all for your arrival.
Not that you can change. You will develop you, I read somewhere.
That is where. You think you are changed, but that is not true.
Not that I do not change, but ...
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